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Pay Demotivational Poster


PAYBACK - It's a bitch.




life's little lessons -


TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


It's 10 pm friday -


TAGS: beer paycheck
Rating: 4.57/5

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maoworks2 - February 5, 2016, 2:42 pm
Good One, 5 Drink Up L'S


INTERNET - Mine went down last night. The neighbor added a password.


TAGS: some day i ll pay
Rating: 4.91/5

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Bovee - March 23, 2011, 7:58 pm
passwords: costing $35-80 per month.
steph1 - March 23, 2011, 3:18 am
a good friendly neighbor should go down without the correct password


THE RULES -


TAGS: pay attention
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

carebear - March 5, 2012, 11:17 am
(carebear BANNED)
CaptainBaked - March 9, 2011, 6:18 am
This is brilliant! 5 dutch ovens
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm
hey airman picture or not 5almost imperceptible nods from me. i mean seriously pic or not who cares. its still a great poster w.t.f.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 3:40 pm
Yeah Eh!
Airman - March 26, 2010, 3:30 pm
I promise to always use a picture from now on. But it does make it look more "official", eh?
Bovee - March 26, 2010, 3:13 pm
i do think this needs a picture but it still works. oh well some times these things happen.
forseti - March 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
I'll try #27 and inform you about the effect... if still possible
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 3:09 pm
I like #8 the best. Very funny stuff! And I am not going to be the one to comment of the "format" question. Let a full mod take that one. :)
Airman - March 26, 2010, 3:04 pm
LOL.. my picture I guess was a black picture with THE RULEs on it.. I was actually surprised it got through. I did it in paint and used upload, so I guess that got around it. I'm still trying to figure out how you are doing yours now..
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I do like them, don't get me wrong. It's just that some of us have had good posters rejected for "improper format". A picture is the pretty key to format on a de-motivational poster. You do need a picture with the poster creator provided by motifake.
Airman - March 26, 2010, 2:49 pm
I just try different stuff Trash. After 2300, I go pretty much by my mood that day. you don't have to read them if you don't want.. some people like them
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
I just have to ask Airman.... Where's the picture? I love most of what you do but the longfakes are getting old and sometimes you slip out of format.
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
#3 For me!! This is amsome!
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
I just have to ask Airman.... Where's the picture? I love most of what you do but the longfakes are getting old and sometimes you slip out of format.
Bovee - March 26, 2010, 2:37 pm
#24 is great. 5L's airman.


PRINCE CHARMING IS DEAD -


TAGS: first fairytale frog herpes payback
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 4:14 pm
Visual balance and form improves any poster. It looks like you didn't make it on your atari 2600 home computer.
foresti - November 29, 2010, 4:03 pm
Monkey wrote: "I only a*sisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in" THAT'S why it's nice!! :D
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:03 pm

first effort....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
autumnspirit - November 28, 2010, 9:20 pm
I guess I forgot to save the title change. PAYBACKS A BITCH
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 8:55 pm
I am so proud of her, it brought a tear to my eye *sniff* I only assisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:50 pm

wow


THE FREEDOM TO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE -




THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


BOY - I AM TWO SECONDS FROM BEING ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE IN A GLASS OF MILK ON A PAPER IN A SNOWSTORM


TAGS: major payne white rice storm
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

calvin5040 - June 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
Once I realized it was wrong it had already been approved
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:43 am
even i screwed it up, lol "white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm"
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:39 am
"white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate" good one


CASTRATION -




PAYDAY - The best unchocolate bar


TAGS: payday
Rating: 2.18/5

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Yeah... -


TAGS: government shutdown furlough pay free
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 9, 2013, 11:40 am
Great usage of a clip from Office Space!! 5 Lions!


THIS MANY ZEROS - the cheque from Huaneng Power International had on it...




PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.




YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! - ....now where are those new shoes i can shred?




PAYDAY AND QUITTIN TIME -


TAGS: friday payday smile happy
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Signe - February 27, 2009, 3:47 am
Oh whatever it is, we must worship it!
Briton of Rose - February 26, 2009, 10:01 pm
It's a sea lion.
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:53 pm
Or is it an otter?
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:53 pm
Don't insult the awesome seal. It is perfect. Like a god or something.
Cubbybear - February 26, 2009, 6:52 pm
is that a seal or some kind of mutant dog thingy?
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
that is amsome!


JOBS - SO WE WONT HAVE TO DO THIS FOR BEER MONEY




OPTIMISM -


TAGS: living people are so overated i dont have to pay pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Iconoclast - October 27, 2010, 10:50 pm
And when she's found, it will be your DNA that is recovered.
440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:56 am
Common decency prevents me from suggesting 2 slid her into the sunlight to warm her up, or repositioning the arms b4 rigormortis sets in.
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 10:21 pm
Dead hookers let you kiss them on the lips.
rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:12 pm

or even being glad you paid her "service" with a stolen credit card


UP THE ANTE -


TAGS: pzy gamble life no payout
Rating: 4.88/5

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dy2012 - January 15, 2013, 10:52 am
heavenly hot poster!5L


LOVE YOUR ELDERS - Pays... once they die




FOR THE LADIES -




UPSKIRT FAIL -




3 MONTHS LATER - I DIDN"T EVEN WONDER WHY I FAILED THE DRUG TEST AT WORK


TAGS: free you always get what you pay for in one way or another
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

CANADA - May 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
now i almost wish my job did drug screenings lol 5L
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:57 pm
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW IT'S IN YOUR MIND!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
TMI! TMI!!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
Ewwww. I don't want to know why they are sticky.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
yeah...it's that second....use...that gets them so sticky...
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
if your socks weren't so slicky, they wouldn't stick together
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:53 pm
so many of our....conversations? disagreements? well...they end up that way...or I'm sleeping in the truck again...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:52 pm
It might work, depending on how you tell her. If you wake up on the floor 3 hours later, you didn't tell her correctly.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
Sorry GS, I'll bring some to work tomorrow, but they won't be this good. I'm not this good a cook, and I don't have any "special" ingredient at home.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
does that work for socks too? Cause then I could tell her I only left "one" on the floor...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
I only had one! FYI, if the brownies stick together it's considered "ONE" brownie! :)~
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
gs...yer too short to see, but there are CLEARLY at LEAST two left
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
Mmmmm, Newark! The Tacoma of the East!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
jake!! 1 is not "a Few"
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
i kept a few on the side for me...so help yourself. Yeah, been on a lot of busin ess trips...actually in Newark all this week.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
I left a few...
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no no no GS...thast was VODKA...
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Beast! This is BEAST!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no!! you ate the entire last batch before the 2nd shift got off work last time. Remember that night? the night of the "i got nothin'" poster?
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Thanks for the browneeth! *crumbs falling from mouth* Good to thee you! Been a while!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
dont i always?!?!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
Did you bring enough for everyone?


SUBTLE PAYBACK -


TAGS: living fear getting away payback
Rating: 4.65/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm
5L for the kinky make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?


PAYBACK - more than just a female dog




WHOOPS -


TAGS: life time woman fun joke cash pay toilet too late pee pant leg ankle heel
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by giulio

Hypercat-Z - August 16, 2009, 7:31 am
Hehehe! Cuuute


ALL IN THE FAMILY -




PAYOFFS - Sometimes it the best thing to do before humiliation.


TAGS: payoffs
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by deathwatch

spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:28 am
*get's mental picture*...*ripes eyes out*5 L's
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)


EDUCATION -


TAGS: it will pay off
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

DreMagnum - August 21, 2010, 1:34 pm
lol, you guys made me laugh
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Warning: objects in mirror are more insecure than they appear.
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:56 pm
Not necessary... The SEM's will probably provide decent magnification.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:55 pm
Ok... but if they bring the Hubble in on this...
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:52 pm
MEDICAL microbiology. Those pictures are being used in the name of science!
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Microbiology? Are you making fun of the nude pics I sent you?
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:23 pm
That's true. I plan on sailing right through medical microbiology this semester...
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:18 pm
In his defense, TOC, those courses are considerably harder when you are without a professor at Online University Of Phoenix JuCo
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:02 pm
Someone's mad that they flunked out of college.
Zook - August 20, 2010, 8:19 pm
you gotta be a idiot to need tutoring in organic chem.


SMILES - They are smiling because I just spent $14 on their drinks and they are lesbians. I am smiling because in 30 minutes I am going to photoshop out their bikini's and post them on flicker.


TAGS: sick twisted payback
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by pieman

Dude 4515 - March 31, 2010, 1:18 am
you still speak with Britarded?
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
I hear ya Jake...all my guy friends are lesbians too.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 1:44 pm
@jake thats classic.
pieman - March 30, 2010, 1:27 pm
@ Jake ROTFLMAO
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 1:15 pm
Wow, someone has a lot of "lesbian" friends!
fuckucare - March 30, 2010, 1:14 pm
you fucking Idiot, yes they are leabians, but only for you. Saying "we're lesbians" is the girl version of "I would never do a loser like you, but I will take that drink"


FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


A PAY RISE - How would you like to earn one ?




-


TAGS: payback batman superman repost for here too
Rating: 3.55/5

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LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:23 am
It's got the "RONSMARK" in the lower right...and there seems to be a glitch in the matrix...author shows in multiposter view but not in single view...
RONSART - August 9, 2009, 9:47 pm
MINE...never got credit for it when posted...many moons ago...lol
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 9:03 pm
omg that's hilarious but once again anonymous *sigh*


PSYCHOLOGY CLASS - Now in session




MAX PAYNE - He doesn't have a health bar, he has a PAIN bar.




GAMBLING -




SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES -




I QUIT - When work means doing the same thing everyday, multiple times with no pay or even thanks.... It sucks. Turn around, show your back and walk away.


TAGS: google work pay quit hilaroius
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - August 21, 2011, 12:34 am
It's been fighting for more than a decade now... fighting to serve us :D ... thanks
mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:18 pm
never give up without fight...5L


YOUR CARTOON SELF - She gets more action than you do. How's that for demotivation?


TAGS: google ads pays site cubby
Rating: 3.58/5

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alldaybuffet - July 4, 2010, 6:52 pm
no comment


GRILLED CHEESE GOGGLES -


TAGS: sept 25 pay attention girls grilled cheese goggles sexy simple rule
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Derek - October 3, 2009, 6:45 pm
It consists of a fried sandwich with cheese melted within it?
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 3:39 pm
Saaaaaaaammiiiiich...
omnom - September 26, 2009, 1:39 pm
ima go make some grilled cheese now
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:17 pm
Great poster aggy. Only you could do this one. And only you would.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:17 pm
LOBSTER GOGGLES Don't ever put those on. Hint: the morning after the night before consists of politely trying to decline a second helping of the best shrimp and scampy omelet you've ever has ... served to you by a longshoreman named Trevor.


MATURITY -




FEAR -


TAGS: payback
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:54 pm
The fingernails indicate otherwise.


DEATH -




ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for.




THERE IS A PRICE - It is possible that you'll make a prima ballerina later. But what stepdaddy wants as payback now is a certainty.


TAGS: ballet ballerina stepdad payback price rnr
Rating: 1.87/5

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MasterMachine - September 12, 2010, 10:27 am
...
barockeva - November 13, 2008, 10:06 pm
there is a price. it's 20 years


The Big Bang Theory -


TAGS: friends neighbors enemies bitchslap payback
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:11 am
Profound. Sadly, my neighbors are also strangers.


Nothing Matters After A While -


TAGS: time calendar effort pay off
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 29, 2013, 6:08 am
Boy, does it ever. At around two I was made aware of ultimate departures. Took me another year to shed my blanky. Now, now I’m just scared of living too long.
Greeny - November 29, 2013, 4:02 am
Thank you Gary; does not the inevitable dirt nap loses some of its scariness with every passing day?
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 10:36 pm
Well……..profundity seems to mottle an already mottled brain…I hate (luv) you Greeny (….Ba5tard)


BRAVES BREWERS -


TAGS: baseball payback
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 27, 2013, 5:06 am
Miffed - lol
Airman - September 26, 2013, 10:51 pm
gracias senorita.. I was actually watching that live last night
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 7:48 pm

Absolutely PERFECT!!5HOMERS!~


7 DEADLY SINS -


TAGS: intended pay sins never afford
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - April 3, 2013, 10:52 am
5L and IMO, this should also be posted to Religfake


Poor Old Gramps -


TAGS: elderly dining payment upfront dies
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:46 am
You are more than welcome to use it...just don't let them know it was me...teehee.
Iconoclast - July 4, 2013, 11:29 pm
So good that I would like to send it to the editor of our active 55 community newsletter - if that is ok with you
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 4:57 pm
Well thanks hun! Glad you enjoyed it.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 4:41 pm

Perfect!~5LLLLLs


Supersize That? -




Slot Machines -


TAGS: slot machines gambling casinos no payoff
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah, yes. Them especially.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:44 am
What about US banks?


PERKS AT WORK -


TAGS: mall santa kids terror pay
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:26 pm
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2012, 6:19 pm
Great Picture 5 Ho Ho Ho's


BEAUTY -


TAGS: famous art pays gas bill
Rating: 4.31/5

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SteveFurlong - July 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
I'm always JUST FRIGGIN THRILLED when someone announces what others are allowed to do, say, think, or like. Well done there. I'm very demotivated at the thought that we are of the same species.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 8:05 am
No one here agrees with you. You can stop whining now.
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:57 am
The point of a demotivational poster is to put a short, snappy slogan on a picture. A five line paragraph is not short nor snappy.
culos - November 13, 2010, 3:34 pm
Mmmkay, this makes it all better of course...as long as he wasn't German it's all right
VaeVictor - November 13, 2010, 3:25 pm
Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:15 pm
5L, Bart.
jevita - July 28, 2010, 11:18 am
bad and funny
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 1:47 am
Amazingly amsome bart, but obviously it wasn't enough to keep him from his breaking point. 5L
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL!
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 1:08 am
This is as indirectly dark and funny as one can get.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 1:04 am
I won't be touching this subject, but still, 5L's


ROYALTIES -


TAGS: play or pay
Rating: 4.26/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:31 am

Those RoyLaties are expensive.....do you know how difficult it is to get fresh Roy this time of year? I think they have to import it.
Ed-Hyde - January 11, 2010, 7:46 am
And let me be the first spelling nazi to comment. "Royalties". "RoyLaties" are what Roy orders at Starbucks.
Cubbybear - January 11, 2010, 2:13 am
How true and sad 5/5


GREAT ARTWORK -




I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE AN OPINION - BUT WHEN I DO, EVEN THE DOG TAKES HEED OF IT. NEXT TIME, KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING!




VEILING A WOMAN'S FACE - It Is A Great Possibility Of Hiding Your Girl From Other Guys If You Are Afraid Of A Cheating Wife, Because Treating Her Well Is Not Your Best Attribute


TAGS: i would pay to see if the rest of her is as gorgeous as her eyes
Rating: 3.75/5

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culos - April 15, 2010, 4:13 am
They will have a mustache for sure. Only way to find out is to give it/her/him a squeeze I guess....
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:55 pm
Ever wonder if some of the women under burkas are really men.


PAYBACK -




ENDORSEMENTS -


TAGS: extreme paychecks
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 4:09 pm
Maybe later
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:53 pm
I'm a Pro-crastinator will anybody pay me for that?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 3:18 pm
Especially prostitution. 5 lions


russian dilemma -


TAGS: payback
Rating: 3/5

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Reality Lord - March 31, 2014, 7:58 pm

meh...put 20,000 troops on my border and ask me if Russian women are beautiful. MURIKA FUCK YEAH!!!
spacedog - March 31, 2014, 6:11 pm
Hahaha! I thought the same thing Greeny.
arsanlupin - March 31, 2014, 2:39 pm
anyone who thinks Russian women look like that has never seen a Russian woman - let alone actually visited Russia.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 10:32 pm
Devine wanna be's eh?


TROYPAY - Look at how much happier Troy was when he was around Sharpay.




THROW OUT YOUR HANDS - Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give 'em a push


TAGS: now pay attention faggots
Rating: 2.89/5

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Sean - August 17, 2009, 8:49 pm
And Blazing Saddles for the Cosmic Win! ... aned that's way to do the Varsity crawwwwllll. (hope that's at least close)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
5 Lions...This is how you make a funny poster with politicians in it without being a lame politifake folks. Take notes from Airman, he's got it down.


FRIDAY -




SELF APPOINTED POLITICAL POLICE - "I will get a Bush back in office, or my name isn't Wilbur Terrence Franklin Oswald"


TAGS: payback s a bitch
Rating: 2.29/5

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Sean - June 29, 2009, 12:01 am
"Oh Jeepers H. Chinchillas ... have ya seen the state of the GOP lately?! I'm gonna need more SOCK PUPPETS!" -- Wilber Terrence Franklin Oswald (during recent Tea Bag related protest)
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:57 pm
BTW, TTH. If you'd like to see an example of a funny poster of mine, I'm partial to the one titled "sock puppets".
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
um when you see it.... you will need prunes
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yeah, wheres? the shot at Obama or a good racial slur? No gay test? or Chuck Norris comment, not even a tunnel. Are you sure you're on the right site?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
Thank you sir your praise means a lot to me.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:06 pm
Not a bad attempt, TTH. Not good, but not bad either.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:04 pm
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:04 pm
oh and brrrr ribbit


HEY! - That's not a Nokia 8800! I looked it up! Graffiti lied to me...




Ok w/ It -


TAGS: pay bill phone verify ok
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - July 25, 2015, 12:17 pm
been there
concern3 - July 25, 2015, 10:25 am
well said, a 5er


Small Kegs -


TAGS: kegs beer paycheck money poor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016, 1:14 am
Sometimes the creative juices just don't flow. Had to call the plumber to get the funny going. Lol.
MissPriss - May 26, 2016, 11:22 am
We sell this thing called an extreme king at the store. Might as well be a keg...chug, chug chug! Where ya been crotchety?
Silverheart - May 26, 2016, 6:35 am

I only drank one beer! Mini keg, still counts as one!


To the tune of 'Deck the Halls' -


TAGS: tis the season to pay taxes ugh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 12, 2015, 8:26 am
'Turbo' geeeeezus, the start of another great day
GaryO - February 12, 2015, 8:24 am
I so love TuroTax. 1. Whud ya make? 2. Send it in.
lgvernon - February 11, 2015, 5:06 pm

Been working on mine since before the New Year. Last year I received a refund check for a little over 23K. Contacted the IRS and did not cash the check. Turns out they put someone else's estimated tax payment in my account.


Ring Doorbell -




Overnighter -


TAGS: payment woman hotel price extras
Rating: 4.78/5

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demon001 - March 1, 2015, 7:33 pm
SLEEPING ME? WTF
GaryO - February 27, 2015, 6:50 am
Wut
MissPriss - February 27, 2015, 1:13 am
Maybe difficult to explain, but, easily understood (snickering to self as she types this)?
lgvernon - February 27, 2015, 12:07 am

Looking at this, it would be so easy to slip someone else's avatar's head between those clawlike fists...5L, funny funny!
rerun - February 26, 2015, 8:35 pm

Thanks, that would have been rather difficult to explain to the Mrs.
MissPriss - February 26, 2015, 2:40 pm
Sorry for using your avatar lg...but it just didn't quite seem to work with rerun's.


The Booby Trap -




Listening -


TAGS: paying attention boring people conversations talking pointless speech
Rating: 4.71/5

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concern3 - October 8, 2015, 11:04 am
unfortunately I know exactly what you're talking about


TENZI -




meth addicts -




IT REALLY IS THE OLDEST PROFESSION. - But still, you're doing it wrong.




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